Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
- Me: If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
- Me: And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
- Me: And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE